I've decided...

Next winter I'm going to be a snow bird.  Our pipes are yet again frozen.  We have tried every suggestion on every blog site we can find and still no avail.  At the moment we have all the drawers and cabinet doors open, heaters in our basement storage compartments, 100w light bulbs hooked up to temperature sensors to turn them on, our slide out pulled in and all the faucets open.  For those of you that have seen our rig this image should have you just about rolling on the floor.  For those that haven't, imagine a shoe box then cram it full of stuff and add 2 people, 2 cats and a dog.  Woohoo, we're camping now!  My only saving thought is that in 9 days we leave for North Carolina and we had darn well better thaw out there, it's near 70 degrees.